This being his first Christmas, Luke met with the big man yesterday to discuss ratification of the terms on their prospective gift agreement so that they could end the 2011 Holiday Lockout and begin a long standing relationship over the next 10 to 12 years… After measuring each other up, significant deliberation and much negotiation …
I am sad to report the two sides could not come to terms and remain at odds, the lockout will proceed…and Luke left the negotiating table very disappointed and rather upset…
A press conference is scheduled for later this week to discuss the next steps. Luke’s camp released the following statement via twitter: “We are highly discouraged with the results from our initial summit. We were optimistic headed into the meeting believing the representatives from the North Pole were ready to deal since they were sending an individual with full settlement authority. I don’t know where we go from here. All options are on the table…including Judaism…or possibly taking up Kwanzaa. I’ll have a long talk with my Mommy, Daddy, Lester and my stuffed animals. We’ll decide what’s best for me and move forward despite this disappointing setback.”Representatives from North Pole, Inc. were unavailable for comment.





































